Pro-Tip: Clear your head at least as much as you clear your browser cache.
Isn’t That Ionic
80% observing reactions,
10% bad puns, and
10% observing reactions to bad puns.
It was difficult to find a location for the World Cup final.
Seriously, how close do you have to be with someone to finish each other’s sandwiches
After dropping $3 billion, it’ll be a while before Silicon Valley forgets about Dre.
Keep in Touch
5 years later, I’ve finally found a practical way to apply my undergraduate degree in psychology.
I don’t hate small talk. I just prefer to fill the space with awkward silence until the other person leaves.
The pharmaceutical industry is a sneaky business.
It’s almost like they’re drug dealers or something.
The only thing standing between you, and the better version of yourself, is insecurity. And also, maybe ghosts