I’m terrified to compare the amount of time I spend making to-do lists to the amount of time doing those things
It’s funny how operating a blender is statistically the worst thing you can do to blend in
COVID birthdays are a great way to combine the stress of getting older with the new stress of potentially contracting the virus
I calculate my “billable rate” by the amount of time I spend ignoring the mountains of bills that pile up in my mailbox
My number one pet peeve is people that are always late,
My number two pet peeve is just people in general.
At this point, my most viable side-hustle is “abandoning side-hustles that are not financially viable”
Food trucks represent the constant blurring of the lines between cuisine and transportation and I for one cannot wait for the day that we just drive four-cheese lasagnas like it’s normal.
The only universal artistic truth is that art is subjective. And also post-modernism is overrated.