Peer pressure is responsible for more standing ovations than Broadway
Humans are 60% water and snowmen are 100% water.
That means that you share more than half your DNA with a snowman. Or less. Who knows, I’m not a snow biologist.
The key to minimalism is to start by having a ton of useless stuff.
Real-life beats technology every time. Or, so I thought, until I got Netflix.
Project management is just like group projects from high school with slightly higher stakes and slightly less credit.
When car shopping, you can drive a hard bargain by asking questions like “What’s good here?”, “What’s the mileage on this?” and “Can you show me your second-cheapest vehicle?”.
If you ever want to test your risk tolerance, ask yourself whether you pack an umbrella when there’s a 40% chance of thunderstorms.
“Sledgehammer” seems like a really unnecessary term for a tool that could just be called a “really big hammer”
For creatures that live in the water, trolls are always depicted as having dangerously-unmoisturized skin
How do you know when organic food has gone bad? This is not a joke, I literally cannot taste the difference