Candle Light
Billable Hours
Late Start
Retirement Plan
Truck Stop
Food trucks represent the constant blurring of the lines between cuisine and transportation and I for one cannot wait for the day that we just drive four-cheese lasagnas like it’s normal.
Liberal Art
The only universal artistic truth is that art is subjective. And also post-modernism is overrated.
Space Race
Shoutout to the job applicants who spend hours formatting their CV only to be asked to re-type the same contents in an online application portal
Parking Joy
Before I decide where to leave my car, I always first ask “does this park joy?”
Growing Pains
Gardening is a hobby that either grows on you or dies on you.
Parallel Anniversary
There’s a fine line between love and spite. Or so I’m told.
