Double-Blind Test
As they say, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make the horse implement direct feedback resulting from objective observation of the horse’s prior conduct.
Make Me a Sandwich!
A lot of people say “make me a sandwich”, but how many of them actually mean it?
Reserved Attitude
Be spontaneous enough to be where you want, but adult enough to know that reservations are required for most accommodations.
Pizza Prize
Pizza is a great snack for people who have a loose interpretation of how big snacks are meant to be.
Seal of Approval
Everybody thinks that pets in the workplace are a great idea until they start getting promoted quicker the humans.
Fresh Content
Real-life beats technology every time. Or, so I thought, until I got Netflix.
The Darkest Timeline
Project management is just like group projects from high school with slightly higher stakes and slightly less credit.
Weather or Not
If you ever want to test your risk tolerance, ask yourself whether you pack an umbrella when there’s a 40% chance of thunderstorms.
Troll Face
For creatures that live in the water, trolls are always depicted as having dangerously-unmoisturized skin
Early Days
Most people who claim that they are a “morning person” are really just people that are especially cranky for the rest of the day.
